And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
where does the pee come out of this thing
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
Randomize
