I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Randomize
