The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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