dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
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I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
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Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
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