dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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