I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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