The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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