i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
worst night to have a conscience
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
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