Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
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she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
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ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
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