I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
so much tequila, so little girl.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
She made me pour olive oil on her.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Randomize
