My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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