just tell him i said nine months
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
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So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
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idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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