i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
