we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
Randomize
