He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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