? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
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