I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
foreskin is a definite game changer
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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