Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
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Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
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I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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