Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
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We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
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I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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