I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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