Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
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stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
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When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
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