No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Randomize
