Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
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But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
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Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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