I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
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