He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
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The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
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Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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