Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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