I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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