Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
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he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
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I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
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