oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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