Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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