He is an equal opportunity slut.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
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I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
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I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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