so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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