careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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