You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
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i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
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Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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