Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
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The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
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I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
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