I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Holy shit dude........stairs
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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