New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
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Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
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Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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