Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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