I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
We have started to decorate penises.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
Randomize
