Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
worst night to have a conscience
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
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Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
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You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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