I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
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shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
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The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
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