____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
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Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
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Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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