He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
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