can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
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There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
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STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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