Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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