im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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