If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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