we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
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