Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
They have beer where we have blood.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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