playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
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There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
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Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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