What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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