We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
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