But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
