First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
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Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
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It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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