He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
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Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
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Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
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Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
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