we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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