Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
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Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
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Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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