Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
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